Barack Obama White House Press Releases BarackObamaWhitehouse.us Contact: Administrator@barackobamawhitehouse WHITEHOUSE PRESS RELEASE 15 April 2009:  President Barack Obama has always held the safety of Americans as his highest priority.  That’s why he instructed his Department of Homeland Security to identify threats that could disrupt his harmonious goal of bringing people together. In an eloquently scripted explanation to the Whitehouse Press Corps, Obama reminded them: “As far back as July 2nd 2008, I stated ‘We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we've set. We've got to have a [uniformed] civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded as our military’.  I shall call this armed fraternal group of persuasive, progressive, comrades, ‘Obama’s Brownshirts.’ ”   “I thought that this, combined with my plans for having children caressingly report parents with disharmonious right wing ideas would be enough.  But I see now, that there is an even greater threat to distributing wealth more equitably and insuring national tranquility.” “Now, the Washington Times has forced my caring hand.  They’ve just released a secret Department of Homeland Security warning to law enforcement officials, about a rise in right wing extremist activity and how we expect returning white veterans clinging to their guns and faith, to swell the ranks of white-power militias.” “As Homeland Security stated, you can always spot a white, right wing Militia member.  They are opposed to abortion on demand at any time, they listen to talk radio and they own firearms.  But these white returning veterans are more suspect than alleged and misunderstood Muslims who simply want to subjugate or kill us.  That’s why we’re profiling veterans, while we’d never profile Muslims who might be my relatives.  Veterans believe in the evil of Constitutional Federalism.” “Every enlightened American knows that the Constitution is a flawed document created by dead White, Infide.. uh, Men.  It is anathema to my philosophy of inclusive Change.  It believes in separation of powers between Federal Government and States as a cornerstone of personal liberty.  But as all Progressive people know, personal liberty leads to mental confusion and social inequity.  That’s why my Administration should be viewed as everyone’s parent.  Only when we can tell ‘The Little People’ what to eat, how to spend their money and regulate their energy use, can we eliminate discord.”  My nine-page document warning was sent to police and sheriff's departments across the United States on April 7 under the headline, "Rightwing Extremism: Current Economic and Political Climate Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment." “There’s no longer a need for the masses to make decisions on their own.  Their Dear Leader, will do it for them.”     President Obama Identifies Returning White American Soldiers as Biggest Threat to National Security Click Photo for Larger Image FULL PRESS RELEASES Home Page / Obama’s Muslim Adventure / Gives Submissive Bow Job to Saudi King Obama Eliminates Terrorism  / Piracy on High Seas / Right Wing Militias / Peace & Love / / The American Economy / Community Sacrifice / Saving Energy & Planet / Supreme Court and the Law / / Obama’s Muslim Adventure Part Deux / Government Medical Care / Foreign Policy / / Remaking America / Racial Reconciliation / Text and Graphics Copyright: Michael G. Leventhal - BarackObamaWhitehouse.us