Barack Obama's Remaking of America

Barack Obama White House Press Releases BarackObamaWhitehouse.us Contact: Administrator@barackobamawhitehouse BARACK OBAMA CREATES LEXICON FOR HIS SUPPORTERS 5 July 2010: “Hello white racist conservatives, moderates and my loyal, Lemming supporters. Over the last few weeks, I’ve been battling relentlessly for making 11 million illegal alien invaders citizens and giving them the vote. True to my teleprompter’s gift for words, I’ve been attempting to linguistically transform these people into an upstanding electorate in the weak minds of Americans. Terms used have been ‘Undocumented Citizens’ and ‘Newly arriving unappreciated Americans. In view of the necessity of rigging the 2012 Presidential election, I’ve come up with a few more socially acceptable definitions for my more traditional supporters: DRUG SMUGGLER: Distributor of exotic medicinal substances PIMP: Managerial Sexual Artiste RAPIST: Overenthusiastic supplier of voluntary physical services MURDERERS: Uninvited end of life attention providers ISLAMIC TERRORIST: Voluntary Igniter of visually stimulating Religious Pyrotechnics WELFARE RECIPIENT: Relaxation specialist UNIONIZED INDOLENT CIVIL SERVANT: Scholastic Tutor of consuming without producing UNEMPLOYED LIBERAL COLLEGE GRADUATE: Voluntary Interior Decorator and guardian of parent’s basement. I Encourage progressives to write me at my new website, DegradingAmerica.gov with any other ideas and make a generous donation.” BARACK OBAMA’S “GET OUT OF DODGE,” STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS 27 January 2010 Gunning for credibility with his fully loaded brace of Roy Roger’s Teleprompters, Barack Hussein Obama flexed his finger tips, tapped his nose and began his scripted “Get out of Dodge at High Noon” serenade. “We run Black Bart a.k.a George Bush out of town, but Billy the Kid a.k.a Scott Brown of Massachusetts saddled in. My job’s not over by a long shot. It might even take generations, which is why I’m proposing that the town Constitution be changed so I can stay in office as long as I want. I got that idea from my friend Hugo Chavez in the villa of Venezuela. I know that many of you are out of work and that millions more are sifting through garbage pails for food since you elected me Marshall. But I really saved jobs by adding 150,000 civil servants to the town payroll and got big raises for the rest of our government employees. You may think this doesn’t make sense, but by getting you in debt while you’re unemployed, you’ll have something to spend your money on if you eventually find a job. We’ve had a lot of bad guys since you made me Marshall. I took on the Stock Brokers first until they slipped me some money that I used to buy Designer Jeans. Then there were the Insurance Companies, until they slipped me some money for Bo’s imported dog food. I stopped cleaning up the Doctors because they’re treating my addiction to unpronounceable vegetables. So now, I’m settin’ my sights on the banks. You all hate banks, because you needed to withdraw all your money to buy food for your family. And they haven’t slipped me any money yet so for now, they’re public enemy number 1. I won’t run them out of town, because they may contribute to my re- election campaign. But that doesn’t mean that I can’t rob them which is really robbing you. By taxing bank services, they can pass the costs on to you and nobody can complain about a tax increase. And since I’ve increased the cost of running government by 35% and the deficit by 300%, I’m calling for fiscal discipline. Now, to getting you all jobs. I’ll be setting up a commission to come up with ideas. This should take years and by that time, you’ll be so desperate that you’ll believe any lie I tell you. It will be like the old days, when I was running for office. I know many of you are afraid of what you call terrorism. This is particularly true of Missy Pelosi, Poster Gal for the Botox Office and old Barney Frank, Transvestite Madam of our local Brothel. We’ll do everything we can to stop it by rounding up all Republican and Tea Party people and shipping them somewhere else. I’ve found a great ranch to keep them in. It’s called Guantanamo.” WHITE HOUSE DENIES EXISTENCE OF WASHINGTON PROTEST 13 September 2009: All rumors to the contrary, the White House has investigated statements and video from conservative talk radio and the evil Fox Cable Network and has determined that there was no mass protest yesterday. You may have heard that The Capital was inundated with protesting citizens yesterday, in one of the largest rally's ever to be seen in Washington, with similar protests in cities and towns throughout America. But who are you going to believe, your eyes or your government? Even the Obama run American media was taken in, claiming that 70,000 obviously right wing, mobster, rabble, racists were in the Capital. The British press, including The London Daily Mail estimated the crowd to have significantly exceeded 1,000,000. But England is one of our “old allies.” You should only trust our new friends, like the Iranian press (Click Photos for Larger Images). At best, only 10 people showed up, and that comes from credible counting by one of the local Washington DC drug dealers who your President invited to the White House to share a beer and snort during a recent Pizza party. The satanic Fox Cable Network stated that the protests were non-partisan, with throngs united in their battle against excessive spending, bailouts, growth of big government, soaring deficits, and loss of personal liberty. But The White House stands firm, that it was unaware of the rally and your glorious, Obama didn’t just sneak out of town, hiding out in Minneapolis, Minn., to promote his government rationing health-care plan. Photos showing citizens overflowing Pennsylvania Avenue carrying hand-made signs reading, "2010: Vote all incumbents out," "Our Constitution has termites," "We are under attack by our own government," "Stop the march of socialism," "You can put lipstick on communism, but it's still communism," "Obamacare makes me sick," and "Go green: Recycle Congress," are lies, according to your President. And President Obama should know, because he is a master at lies. WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCES ITS NEW “RAT OUT ON YOUR NEIGHBORS” POLICY 5 August 2009: It’s come to our attention that people are getting very upset over social and economic policies being proposed by your caring leader, The Obama. This is particularly although not exclusively true, relative to our new Free Medical Eugenics program for the elderly under Socialized Medicine. We’ve been informed that when many Democrat Congressmen return home for Town Hall meetings, they are met by “well dressed and groomed” alleged constituents who don’t treat them with deference, silence. and adoration. Obviously these are ultra right wing Republican plants, because as everyone knows, Progressives don’t need to own a suit or bathe since they don’t attend religious services. Because of this, the White House has set up an email address called “flag@whitehouse.gov.” It is here that you can report websites, emails and personal attitudes of neighbors and strangers who you feel do not completely support our “Remaking of America.” Progressive Change can never occur in an atmosphere of dissent. Reports will remain anonymous and will be investigated by a special government, rapid response team called “Silence Will Always Triumph,” or SWAT. BARACK OBAMA EXPLAINS HIS CZARS AND SHADOW GOVERNMENT 16 July 2009: “Now that I’ve decided to spend the next few hours in Washington before enriching the world through my guest appearances, I’ve been told that you masses are getting nervous about my governance. Not that it’s any of your business, but as a citizen of the world and expert on just about everything, my advisors have scripted me to explain why I’m designating so many “czars” to run the country, rather than Congress. Think of my Czars as little, well meaning dictators... uhh guidance counselors. They have your confused interests at heart. Although I don’t expect anybody but me to understand this, your opinion isn’t really important, so just listen and accept as usual. Radical right wingers like conservative talk show hosts, returning white veterans and practicing Christians, curses be upon them, are beginning to say that Washington is becoming a blend of Communism and Fascism. But what really hurts my feelings is when they say it is dominated by an unelected “Shadow Government.” I’d really be scared of that last statement if I didn’t sleep with the lights on and didn’t have Michelle to rub my tummy. But lets be honest. Congressmen and Senators, particularly Republicans, ask too many questions. And I can’t choose my Cabinet members without their investigating things like credentials. They even complain when some of them don’t pay their income taxes. You little people, elected me to “Remake America,” didn’t you? It was one of my campaign slogans like “Change,” and “Hope,” and “Working class white people cling to their guns and religion.” So I took a page from one of my early revolutionary readings and decided to jump over congress by picking people who will really be in charge of the government bureaucracy. I named them “Czars,” because I think they were the people my revolutionary heroes killed when no longer needed. That’s why instead of them submitting the traditional undated resignation letters, I gave each of them a Cyanide capsule that they must keep under their tongues at all times. Let me tell you about a few: Carol Browner, my Energy Czar is listed as one of 14 leaders of the Socialist International and their Commission for a Sustainable World Society. The former openly calls for world Socialist domination. The latter believes in Global Governance, or UN Control. She may be white, but her views should be a real hit at the United Nations. And I’m certain that my friends who run Cuba and Venezuela will also approve. How’s that for a more understanding international policy? John Holdren, is my Science Czar. He’s a firm believer in population control measures, although I’ve told him that any plans would only involve white people. He believes that the traditional family is “obsolete” which will reassure an American Black community with its 72% illigitimacy rate. That’s called reaching out to multiculturalism. He also believes that large families should be “punished,” probably through a special tax. But since so many Black people don’t pay taxes, it really doesn’t apply to them. Holdren is also a proponent of mass sterilization, through development of chemicals used in the American water supply. But again, since minorities only drink beer, it won’t affect them either. Cass Sunstein, is Regulatory Czar, whatever that means. He was a REAL Harvard Law School professor, not like me. He had tenure, which I didn’t have, because I wasn’t a professor and I’m Black. On the other hand, he believes like me, that that citizens’ rights exist only to the extent that they are granted by the government. That’s really cool, since I’ll be running the entire government, sooner than you think. Van Jones is my Green Jobs Czar. I really like this bro, because his background is similar to mine. He never ran for President so Van didn’t have to hide being a self proclaimed communist and black radical community organizer. He has a violent criminal record, but only because he stood up for violent black causes. What’s really admirable about Van is that he took advantage of the prison library and became a proud, devoted communist. He then got involved in extreme environmentalism, probably to plant bombs in the interests of a peaceful, greener world. Jones also believes that white people sneak poison into black communities to poison them. These are just a few of the exemplary people that will spend their time, pushing you around and telling you how to think and live. Look at it this way... Wouldn’t you prefer them to Nancy Pelosi and Barney Frank?” Barack Hussein Obama: “I will Remake America in My Own Image.” Defending his Czars and America’s new Shadow Government. A New era of “The Silent Citizen” Click Photo for Larger Image FULL PRESS RELEASES