Barack Obama White House Press Releases BarackObamaWhitehouse.us “America is not and never will be at war with Islam!” Barack Hussein Obama 6 April 09 PRESS RELEASE 6 April 2009: After bringing the world closer together by being the first President in history to bow before a foreign ruler, President Obama wooed Saudi Arabia’s King Abdallah further, by licking the desert dust from his sandals.  America’s inspiring leader of change then went on to the Islamic Conference in Turkey, where he proclaimed “America is not and never will be at war with Islam.” Muslims were ecstatic at the prospect of an American co-religionist admitting that while America and its people never considered themselves to be at war with Islam, their own cultural paranoia and hostility had somehow been justified.  Muslim and Radical Muslim alike, basked in the magnificent spectacle of an American President pandering at their feet, proclaiming all cultures to be equally civilized, fair and productive. Glowingly, our compassionate president spoke about how going back one hundred-fifty years or so, America mistreated the Indians and had slavery in some areas.  Compared to America’s past, how bad could current persecution and intolerance really be in areas of the Muslim world?  Does it really matter that women are viewed as cursed by God and must either submit to men or get beaten and raped?  Is rabid religious persecution in the Muslim world really important?  Is America really that different than barbaric Third World cultures and do we have a right to point fingers?  We’re just as socially flawed as you, so don’t hate us. Obama went on to claim that America owes much to Islam, excluding 911 and the Barbary Pirates of North Africa who routinely kidnapped and enslaved American sailors in the early 1800’s until crushed by the then President Thomas Jefferson.  President Obama went on to say that he not only looked forward to a world without nuclear weapons, but would begin dismantling America’s nuclear deterrence, no matter how many Muslim nations continued their own march towards becoming nuclear powers.  “It’s as if The Prophet has returned to renew our march towards an Islamic dominated world,” said Mohammed Mohammed, a Jihadist in training.  “Blessings be upon the Obama.” Contact: Administrator@barackobamawhitehouse FULL PRESS RELEASES Home Page / Obama’s Muslim Adventure / Gives Submissive Bow Job to Saudi King Obama Eliminates Terrorism  / Piracy on High Seas / Right Wing Militias / Peace & Love / / The American Economy / Community Sacrifice / Saving Energy & Planet / Supreme Court and the Law / / Obama’s Muslim Adventure Part Deux / Government Medical Care / Foreign Policy / / Remaking America / Racial Reconciliation / Text and Graphics Copyright: Michael G. Leventhal - BarackObamaWhitehouse.us