Barack Obama White House Press Releases BarackObamaWhitehouse.us 9 July 2010: OBAMA SPEAKS OUT ON RACE. “I’M NOT A RACIST.  I JUST DON’T LIKE WHITE PEOPLE”- “To all my white liberal Lemmings and Bros......  5 July 2010: BARACK OBAMA CREATES LEXICON FOR HIS SUPPORTERS - “Hello white racist conservatives, moderates and my loyal, Lemming supporters... 26 June 2010: OBAMA: “I AM NOT PLAGUED BY THE WRATH OF GOD” - “Hello, Small people of America..... 28 May 2010: OBAMA: “I DID NOT OFFER TO GIVE A BJ TO CONGRESSMAN JOE SESTAK - I want to deny giving a BJ to Joe Sestak.... 27 May 2010: OBAMA SOLVES THE GULF OIL DISASTER IN 27 May 2010 SPEECH - “I’m here to announce that I’ve solved the worst oil disaster in American History.”  17 March 2010: CONGRESSMAN DENNIS J. KUCINICH COMES OUT IN SUPPORT OF OBAMACARE.  ADMITS TO BEING AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL - After being promised a visit to Area 51 and that Air Force 1 was really a Flying Saucer..... 3 March 2010: BARACK OBAMA BIDS GOODBY TO TELEPROMPTERS AS HE IS LED AWAY BY DOCTORS - Flanked by a team of Psychiatrists from Walter Reed Medical Center... 27 January 2010: BARACK OBAMA’S “GET OUT OF DODGE,” STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS - Gunning for credibility with his fully loaded brace of.... 8 January 2010: TERRORISTS APPROVE OF AIRPORT NUDIE SCANNERS - Filled with Jihadi zeal and desert lust... 1 December 2009 OBAMA TO TROOPS: “BEND OVER AND CLOSE YOUR EYES.” - I’m really glad I have the opportunity of speaking... 13 November 2009 FIGHTING TERRORISM BY FREEING TERRORISTS -  Khalid Sheik Muhammad... 9 October 2009 PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA FIRST IN HISTORY TO WIN NOBEL PEACE PEACE FOR ACCOMPLISHING NOTHING - “Gee, I never thought I’d.... 26 September 2009 BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA WOWS RADICAL MUSLIM LEADERS AT UN -  Barack Obama used his knowledge of Bedouin ways to....  23 September 2009 OBAMA BIG HIT IN THE UNITED NATIONS - “My fellow Third Worlders 13 September 2009 WHITE HOUSE DENIES EXISTENCE OF WASHINGTON PROTEST - No matter what anyone tells you... 6 September 2009 GREEN JOBS CZAR VAN JONES RESIGNATION. OBAMA SPEAKS OUT -  “When will you white people....” 29 August 2009 BARACK OBAMA DEFENDED BY BLACK GOVERNOR AND CONGRESSWOMAN - In the Wake of... 27 August 2009 OBAMA DESIGNATES THE SEPTEMBER 11TH DAY OF SLAUGHTER, “A DAY OF VOLUNTARISM” - To any of you who didn’t understand... 14 August 2009 PRESIDENT OBAMA FINDS FUDGE ALLIES FOR RATIONED HEALTH CARE - “Now that’s someone I can agree with...” 10 August 2009 THE WHITE HOUSE OPENS A NEW WEBSITE TO EXPLAIN RATIONED HEALTH CARE - In an effort to convince Americans... 7 August 2009 OBAMA MAKES SPEECH ON HIS ENDING THE RECESSION - I’m proud to state that the Recession... 5 August 2009 WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCES ITS NEW “RAT OUT ON YOUR NEIGHBORS” POLICY - It has come to our attention that people are making... 28 July 2009 OBAMA WOWS THE ELDERLY AT AARP TOWN HALL MEETING - Are you senior citizens... 28 July 2009 BARACK OBAMA SPEAKS ON RACIAL DIALOGUE - Let’s talk about bringing the races... 22 July 2009 PRESIDENT OBAMA EXPLAINS HIS SOCIALIZED MEDICINE PLAN TO AMERICA - With melodious tones.... 21 July 2009 PRESIDENT AND CHIEF ECONOMIC ADVISOR PROVE ECONOMIC UPTURN- "We were at the brink of catastrophe... 20 July 2009 PRESIDENT OBAMA EXPLAINS PAYING FOR HIS HEALTH PLAN TO CONGRESS - It’s come to my attention that my health plan... 16 July 2009 BARACK OBAMA EXPLAINS HIS CZARS AND SHADOW GOVERNMENT - Now that I’ll be spending more time in Washington... 13 July 2009 WHITE HOUSE PRESS RELEASE ON TELEPROMPTER SUICIDE - “I just can’t take displaying his crap any more.” 10-11 July 2009 BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA SAVES WORLD AT G8 EUROPEAN SUMMIT. TAKES IN EUROPEAN ART.  LECTURES POPE.  GOES TO AFRICA AND PROMISES THEM AMERICAN MONEY - President Barack Hussein Obama saved.... 9 July 2009 MICHELLE OBAMA IMPRESSES EUROPEANS WITH FASHION SENSE - “Michelle mixes foreign policy with her fashion sense... 8 July 2009 PRESIDENT OBAMA ISSUES CLIMATE WARNING FROM RUSSIA - “I’m glad I had the opportunity to hear Al Gore...” 4 July 2009 BARACK OBAMA CELEBRATES JULY 4TH WEEKEND IN MOSCOW - “It’s really great to be celebrating America’s July 4th in Moscow. 27 June 2009: BARACK OBAMA PRESS RELEASE ON CONGRESS PASSING CLIMATE BILL - This Cap and Trade Climate Bill will change America...    25 June 2009: OBAMA’S HEALTH CARE INFOMERCIAL ON ABC TV - “Boy, was yesterday’s health care infomercial on ABC fun... 24 June 2009: OBAMA’S JULY 4TH INVITATION TO IRANIAN LEADERS - “Just to show that I, Barack Hussein Obama... 15 June 2009: OBAMA EXPLAINS GOVERNMENT RUN MEDICAL CARE TO A.M.A. - I have resolved the issues of creating a government run medical system 13 June 2009:  OBAMA RESETTLES TERRORIST TRAINEES IN PARADISE - Guantanamo detainees resettled in Bermuda and the South Pacific. 10 June 2009: CIVILIZING THE AMERICAN MILITARY - “As you all know by now, your President...” 8 June 2009: OBAMA COMPLEMENTS HIMSELF ON SPEECH TO MUSLIM WORLD - “Boy, am I popular in the Muslim world.. 4 June 2009: OBAMA SPEAKS TO THE MUSLIM WORLD IN CAIRO EGYPT: “My fellow Muslims, uh… citizens of the world...” 2 June 2009: OBAMA DECLARES AMERICA A LARGE MUSLIM NATION - “if you actually took the number of Muslims Americans, we'd be one of the largest Muslim countries in the world.” 1 June 2009: BARACK OBAMA ON SAVING THE AUTO INDUSTRY-  ”Well, I didn’t realize... 28 May 2009: BARACK OBAMA REVAMPS JUDICIAL SYSTEM- “There will no longer be any need for lengthy court cases...” 21 May 2009: BARACK OBAMA REVEALS PLANS FOR ENERGY INDEPENDENCE and CONTROLING CARBON DIOXIDE CO2 EMISSIONS  “I’ve just released America’s plan for saving energy and the planet...” 17 May 2009: BARACK OBAMA MAKES ASTOUNDING REVELATION AT NOTRE DAME UNIVERSITY “I’m beyond human and have come to save the world.” 14 May 2009: BARACK OBAMA SPEAKS TO AMERICA (Rio Rancho, New Mexico) “After going on a multi-Trillion Dollar spending spree, my advisor’s have suddenly informed me that what I’m doing is ‘unsustainable.’ 1 May 2009: BARACK OBAMA’S OUTSTRETCHED HAND PRESS RELEASE “During my 100 Days in Office... 22 April 2009: WHITE HOUSE TORTURE PRESS RELEASE - With his teleprompters in the shop for repair, President Barack Hussein Obama bravely and publicly confronted his national intelligence director Admiral Dennis C. Blair’s remarks on Enhanced Interrogation. 17 April 2009: PRESIDENT OBAMA A HIT WITH VENEZUALA’S MARXIST CHAVEZ Smiling exuberantly, America’s President of Change, shares stories of confiscation, redistribution of wealth and collectivism with Marxist dictator Chavez of Venezuela.  We’re not so different after all, beamed Obama as he reached out to Chavez for inspiration.  (Click Thumbnail to right for larger photo) 15 April 2009: RETURNING WHITE SOLDIERS TERRORIST NATIONAL SECURITY THREAT In a memo sent to law enforcement departments nationwide, the Obama Department of Homeland Security has identified the greatest terrorist threat to national security as White people, particularly veterans, who are of a conservative bent and didn’t vote for our glorious President.  12 April 2009: PRESIDENT OBAMA BATTLES PIRACY ON HIGH SEAS As Americans pray for the safe release of Captain Richard Phillips of the pirated United States ship Alabama, Americans have wondered as to the disappearance of their beloved President, Barack Hussein Obama. 6 April 2009: BARACK OBAMA’S MUSLIM ADVENTURE After a glowing social success with European leaders where he failed to get agreement on an economic stimulus program and was refused any combat troops for Afghanistan, President Obama flew off to an Islamic conference in Turkey.  The world’s superstar proceeded to claim that America owed much to Islam (excluding 911), had a history of oppression and was no different than repressive Islamic regimes in the world. 3 April 2009:  OBAMA APOLOGIZES FOR AMERICA IN EUROPE... BOWS TO SAUDI KING Accompanied by twelve Teleprompters and a team of speech writers, Obama apologized to Europeans for American arrogance and insulting behavior.  President Obama did give a deep submissive bow to Islamic King Abdallah of Saudi Arabia.  The first President in American history to bow before a foreign monarch later claimed that he was just picking up a quarter. 2 April 2009:  OBAMA SLIPS FANNIE MAE EMPLOYEES $210 MILLION IN BONUSES  Days after Obama’s ACORN operatives and civil service union members terrorized employees at AIG for getting $170 million in bonuses that Obama had previously approved, Barack Hussein Obama thanked Fannie Mae executives with $210 million in bonuses.  This was done in response to the government lending institution’s precipitating the world financial crisis, causing millions of Americans to be thrown out of work.  Barack Obama was proud recipient of the second largest amount of payoff money from both AIG and Fannie Mae, but we have no comment on that. 25 March 2009: “WAR ON TERROR” THREAT ENDS President Obama officially Bans Term "War on Terror." The new term will be "Overseas Contingency Operation." Terrorists attacking the United States will hereafter be called "Overseas Contingency Operators."  18 March 09: “TERRORISM” ELIMINATED FROM THE DICTIONARY Obama proclaims ban on the word "Terrorism." A terrorist attack will be called a "Man Made Disaster."  13 Mar 09: ENEMY COMBATANTS ARE A THING OF THE PAST The “Enemy Combatant” no longer exists.  There is no distinction between a Soldier and a Terrorist. Contact: Administrator@barackobamawhitehouse Home Page / Obama’s Muslim Adventure / Gives Submissive Bow Job to Saudi King Obama Eliminates Terrorism  / Piracy on High Seas / Right Wing Militias / Peace & Love / / The American Economy / Community Sacrifice / Saving Energy & Planet / Supreme Court and the Law / / Obama’s Muslim Adventure Part Deux / Government Medical Care / Foreign Policy / / Remaking America / Racial Reconciliation / FULL PRESS RELEASES Text and Graphics Copyright: Michael G. Leventhal - BarackObamaWhitehouse.us