Barack Obama White House Press Releases
12 October 2011: OBAMA ADMITS THAT APOLOGIZING FOR AMERICA MAKES HIM HOT- I
can’t help myself.....
6 August 2011: OBAMA TAKES RESPONSIBILITY FOR S&P AMERICAN CREDIT
DOWNGRADE. CLAIMS HE HAS BECOME A HISTORIC FIGURE - Only I, Barack Hussein
Obama have been able to degrade our international economic standing and national prestige in such
a short period of time...
9 February 2011: I WILL REMAKE AMERICA IN MY OWN MUSLIM IMAGE, BEGINNING WITH
YOUR KIDS - “So what’s wrong with making the study of Arabic and Arab Culture, MANDATORY in
Americas Public Schools?”
22 November 2010: PRESIDENT OBAMA OFFERS FLYERS THE CHOICE OF HUMILIATION
AND CANCER OR SEXUAL MOLESTATION - Americans are now safe until the next Islamist
14 August 2010: BARACK OBAMA SUPPORTS MUSLIM WORLD TRADE CENTER “VICTORY”
MOSQUE AT WHITE HOUSE MUSLIM RAMADAN BASH - “Hello my Infidel followers...
9 July 2010: OBAMA SPEAKS OUT ON RACE. “I’M NOT A RACIST. I JUST DON’T LIKE WHITE
PEOPLE”- “To all my white liberal Lemmings and Bros......
5 July 2010: BARACK OBAMA CREATES LEXICON FOR HIS SUPPORTERS - “Hello white racist
conservatives, moderates and my loyal, Lemming supporters...
26 June 2010: OBAMA: “I AM NOT PLAGUED BY THE WRATH OF GOD” - “Hello, Small people
28 May 2010: OBAMA: “I DID NOT OFFER TO GIVE A BJ TO CONGRESSMAN JOE SESTAK - I
want to deny giving a BJ to Joe Sestak....
27 May 2010: OBAMA SOLVES THE GULF OIL DISASTER IN 27 May 2010 SPEECH - “I’m here
to announce that I’ve solved the worst oil disaster in American History.”
17 March 2010: CONGRESSMAN DENNIS J. KUCINICH COMES OUT IN SUPPORT OF
OBAMACARE. ADMITS TO BEING AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL - After being promised a visit to
Area 51 and that Air Force 1 was really a Flying Saucer.....
3 March 2010: BARACK OBAMA BIDS GOODBY TO TELEPROMPTERS AS HE IS LED AWAY
BY DOCTORS - Flanked by a team of Psychiatrists from Walter Reed Medical Center...
27 January 2010: BARACK OBAMA’S “GET OUT OF DODGE,” STATE OF THE UNION
ADDRESS - Gunning for credibility with his fully loaded brace of....
8 January 2010: TERRORISTS APPROVE OF AIRPORT NUDIE SCANNERS - Filled with Jihadi
zeal and desert lust...
1 December 2009 OBAMA TO TROOPS: “BEND OVER AND CLOSE YOUR EYES.” - I’m really
glad I have the opportunity of speaking...
13 November 2009 FIGHTING TERRORISM BY FREEING TERRORISTS - Khalid Sheik
9 October 2009 PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA FIRST IN HISTORY TO WIN NOBEL PEACE
PEACE FOR ACCOMPLISHING NOTHING - “Gee, I never thought I’d....
26 September 2009 BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA WOWS RADICAL MUSLIM LEADERS AT UN -
Barack Obama used his knowledge of Bedouin ways to....
23 September 2009 OBAMA BIG HIT IN THE UNITED NATIONS - “My fellow Third Worlders
13 September 2009 WHITE HOUSE DENIES EXISTENCE OF WASHINGTON PROTEST - No
matter what anyone tells you...
6 September 2009 GREEN JOBS CZAR VAN JONES RESIGNATION. OBAMA SPEAKS OUT -
“When will you white people....”
29 August 2009 BARACK OBAMA DEFENDED BY BLACK GOVERNOR AND
CONGRESSWOMAN - In the Wake of...
27 August 2009 OBAMA DESIGNATES THE SEPTEMBER 11TH DAY OF SLAUGHTER, “A DAY
OF VOLUNTARISM” - To any of you who didn’t understand...
14 August 2009 PRESIDENT OBAMA FINDS FUDGE ALLIES FOR RATIONED HEALTH CARE -
“Now that’s someone I can agree with...”
10 August 2009 THE WHITE HOUSE OPENS A NEW WEBSITE TO EXPLAIN RATIONED
HEALTH CARE - In an effort to convince Americans...
7 August 2009 OBAMA MAKES SPEECH ON HIS ENDING THE RECESSION - I’m proud to state
that the Recession...
5 August 2009 WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCES ITS NEW “RAT OUT ON YOUR NEIGHBORS”
POLICY - It has come to our attention that people are making...
28 July 2009 OBAMA WOWS THE ELDERLY AT AARP TOWN HALL MEETING - Are you senior
28 July 2009 BARACK OBAMA SPEAKS ON RACIAL DIALOGUE - Let’s talk about bringing the
22 July 2009 PRESIDENT OBAMA EXPLAINS HIS SOCIALIZED MEDICINE PLAN TO AMERICA
- With melodious tones....
21 July 2009 PRESIDENT AND CHIEF ECONOMIC ADVISOR PROVE ECONOMIC UPTURN- "We
were at the brink of catastrophe...
20 July 2009 PRESIDENT OBAMA EXPLAINS PAYING FOR HIS HEALTH PLAN TO CONGRESS
- It’s come to my attention that my health plan...
16 July 2009 BARACK OBAMA EXPLAINS HIS CZARS AND SHADOW GOVERNMENT - Now
that I’ll be spending more time in Washington...
13 July 2009 WHITE HOUSE PRESS RELEASE ON TELEPROMPTER SUICIDE - “I just can’t take
displaying his crap any more.”
10-11 July 2009 BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA SAVES WORLD AT G8 EUROPEAN SUMMIT.
TAKES IN EUROPEAN ART. LECTURES POPE. GOES TO AFRICA AND PROMISES THEM
AMERICAN MONEY - President Barack Hussein Obama saved....
9 July 2009 MICHELLE OBAMA IMPRESSES EUROPEANS WITH FASHION SENSE - “Michelle
mixes foreign policy with her fashion sense...
8 July 2009 PRESIDENT OBAMA ISSUES CLIMATE WARNING FROM RUSSIA - “I’m glad I had
the opportunity to hear Al Gore...”
4 July 2009 BARACK OBAMA CELEBRATES JULY 4TH WEEKEND IN MOSCOW - “It’s really
great to be celebrating America’s July 4th in Moscow.
27 June 2009: BARACK OBAMA PRESS RELEASE ON CONGRESS PASSING CLIMATE BILL -
This Cap and Trade Climate Bill will change America...
25 June 2009: OBAMA’S HEALTH CARE INFOMERCIAL ON ABC TV - “Boy, was yesterday’s
health care infomercial on ABC fun...
24 June 2009: OBAMA’S JULY 4TH INVITATION TO IRANIAN LEADERS - “Just to show that I,
Barack Hussein Obama...
15 June 2009: OBAMA EXPLAINS GOVERNMENT RUN MEDICAL CARE TO A.M.A. - I have
resolved the issues of creating a government run medical system
13 June 2009: OBAMA RESETTLES TERRORIST TRAINEES IN PARADISE - Guantanamo
detainees resettled in Bermuda and the South Pacific.
10 June 2009: CIVILIZING THE AMERICAN MILITARY - “As you all know by now, your President...”
8 June 2009: OBAMA COMPLEMENTS HIMSELF ON SPEECH TO MUSLIM WORLD - “Boy, am I
popular in the Muslim world..
4 June 2009: OBAMA SPEAKS TO THE MUSLIM WORLD IN CAIRO EGYPT: “My fellow Muslims,
uh… citizens of the world...”
2 June 2009: OBAMA DECLARES AMERICA A LARGE MUSLIM NATION - “if you actually took the
number of Muslims Americans, we'd be one of the largest Muslim countries in the world.”
1 June 2009: BARACK OBAMA ON SAVING THE AUTO INDUSTRY- ”Well, I didn’t realize...
28 May 2009: BARACK OBAMA REVAMPS JUDICIAL SYSTEM- “There will no longer be any need
for lengthy court cases...”
21 May 2009: BARACK OBAMA REVEALS PLANS FOR ENERGY INDEPENDENCE and
CONTROLING CARBON DIOXIDE CO2 EMISSIONS “I’ve just released America’s plan for saving
energy and the planet...”
17 May 2009: BARACK OBAMA MAKES ASTOUNDING REVELATION AT NOTRE DAME
UNIVERSITY “I’m beyond human and have come to save the world.”
14 May 2009: BARACK OBAMA SPEAKS TO AMERICA (Rio Rancho, New Mexico) “After going
on a multi-Trillion Dollar spending spree, my advisor’s have suddenly informed me that what I’m
doing is ‘unsustainable.’
1 May 2009: BARACK OBAMA’S OUTSTRETCHED HAND PRESS RELEASE
“During my 100 Days in Office...
22 April 2009: WHITE HOUSE TORTURE PRESS RELEASE - With his teleprompters in the shop
for repair, President Barack Hussein Obama bravely and publicly confronted his national intelligence
director Admiral Dennis C. Blair’s remarks on Enhanced Interrogation.
17 April 2009: PRESIDENT OBAMA A HIT WITH VENEZUALA’S MARXIST CHAVEZ
Smiling exuberantly, America’s President of Change, shares stories of confiscation, redistribution of
wealth and collectivism with Marxist dictator Chavez of Venezuela. We’re not so different after all,
beamed Obama as he reached out to Chavez for inspiration. (Click Thumbnail to right for larger
15 April 2009: RETURNING WHITE SOLDIERS TERRORIST NATIONAL SECURITY THREAT
In a memo sent to law enforcement departments nationwide, the Obama Department of Homeland
Security has identified the greatest terrorist threat to national security as White people, particularly
veterans, who are of a conservative bent and didn’t vote for our glorious President.
12 April 2009: PRESIDENT OBAMA BATTLES PIRACY ON HIGH SEAS
As Americans pray for the safe release of Captain Richard Phillips of the pirated United States ship
Alabama, Americans have wondered as to the disappearance of their beloved President, Barack
6 April 2009: BARACK OBAMA’S MUSLIM ADVENTURE
After a glowing social success with European leaders where he failed to get agreement on an
economic stimulus program and was refused any combat troops for Afghanistan, President Obama
flew off to an Islamic conference in Turkey. The world’s superstar proceeded to claim that America
owed much to Islam (excluding 911), had a history of oppression and was no different than repressive
Islamic regimes in the world.
3 April 2009: OBAMA APOLOGIZES FOR AMERICA IN EUROPE... BOWS TO SAUDI KING
Accompanied by twelve Teleprompters and a team of speech writers, Obama apologized to
Europeans for American arrogance and insulting behavior. President Obama did give a deep
submissive bow to Islamic King Abdallah of Saudi Arabia. The first President in American history to
bow before a foreign monarch later claimed that he was just picking up a quarter.
2 April 2009: OBAMA SLIPS FANNIE MAE EMPLOYEES $210 MILLION IN BONUSES
Days after Obama’s ACORN operatives and civil service union members terrorized employees at AIG
for getting $170 million in bonuses that Obama had previously approved, Barack Hussein Obama
thanked Fannie Mae executives with $210 million in bonuses. This was done in response to the
government lending institution’s precipitating the world financial crisis, causing millions of Americans
to be thrown out of work. Barack Obama was proud recipient of the second largest amount of payoff
money from both AIG and Fannie Mae, but we have no comment on that.
25 March 2009: “WAR ON TERROR” THREAT ENDS
President Obama officially Bans Term "War on Terror." The new term will be "Overseas Contingency
Operation." Terrorists attacking the United States will hereafter be called "Overseas Contingency
18 March 09: “TERRORISM” ELIMINATED FROM THE DICTIONARY
Obama proclaims ban on the word "Terrorism." A terrorist attack will be called a "Man Made Disaster."
13 Mar 09: ENEMY COMBATANTS ARE A THING OF THE PAST
The “Enemy Combatant” no longer exists. There is no distinction between a Soldier and a Terrorist.
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